by Raimer Rojas © 2008 mostly a funny song that is slightly educational inspired (or rather haunted) by a personal experience with a 2nd strict teacher who did not let me go to the bathroom when I desperately needed to view & print lyrics & chords: Let Me Excrete This Waste PDF 1) Oh, it pains me now to have this dreadful feeling Something I ate does not sit well in my entrails Digestion has taken away every valuable nutrient present So what is left must come out or I’ll explode (chorus) Let me excrete this waste Accumulating deep within my body A by-product of the hard work my body exerts (2x) 2) My legs are crossed, they’re trying to contain a torrential outpour I just don’t think I can hold it in any longer Cause my cells have sent their toxic ammonia waste to my bladder So what’s collected there must come out or I’ll explode (chorus) Let me excrete this waste Accumulating deep within my body A by-product of the hard work my body exerts (2x) 3) My sweat is pouring down my back in massive profusions Perhaps it’s my nerves or the 100 degrees of heat But I see my classmates inching their chairs away from my desk They think it’s gross to sit next to “Mr. Perspiration” (bridge) Everyday I am releasing Carbon Dioxide into the air Not a single soul complains that I am causing global warming So please let my other bodily waste Come out without constraints |
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